Let us all take a moment to appreciate how original Miley Cyrus’ hair is.

    no seriously

    how often do you see undercut hair these days

    with the long part swept messily to the side

    dyed platinum blonde

    she is 

    a trend-setter

    • 2 years ago

    Absolutely fuming at one of my parents right now, and I’ve got nowhere to go to blow off steam for an extended period of time. How do you calm down when one of the main causes of your frustration could burst into your room at any second and criticise/demand/annoy you?

    • 2 years ago

    Can’t words
    forgot how think
    just discovery
    andrew garfield
    “beautiful thing”
    gay romance
    andrew garfield
    sparse screenshots
    google disappoint
    heartbeat too much fast-like

    • 2 years ago

    The real (tragic) story behind the Rugrats

    The show ”Rugrats” was based on Angelica’s imagination, who played the role as the toddler who bossed the babies around, but in reality the babies did not actually exist anywhere else but in her mind. In reality Chucky, the baby in the glasses, had died along with his mother and that’s why his father Chaz is such a nervous wreck. Tommy was a stillborn causing his father Stu to spend his most of time in the garage creating toys for the son that never lived. The DeVilles had an abortion and Angelica had trouble deciding which gender for the unborn child so she decided on twins with different genders.

    Angelica grew up in a rough lifestyle, surrounded by drugs and depression throughout her lifetime. Her father Drew fell in depression and married a gold digger that Angelica idolized and fooled herself into thinking that she was her real mother. Although Angelica barely knew her real mother, Cynthia, she did have a concept of what she would be like so she took with her a barbie doll which represented what she thought her mother would look like; wearing a orange unwashed dress and messed up hair. Unfortunately, Angelica had evidently followed in the footsteps of her mother and died at the age of 13 years old due to drug overdose; which was also the same exact time they had “cancelled” the show they also featured called “All Grown Up!”

    The trouble little girl had total control of all the babies, having the ability to make them disappear and re-appear whenever she pleased. However, the only character she didn’t have control over was unborn Tommy’s brother Dil. Angelica couldn’t tell the difference between her imaginary creations and Dil who wasn’t fictional; therefore, she beat baby Dil when she would want him to stop crying. By the time Stu pulled his niece off of his only child, Dil had developed brain hemorrhage. Through the years, Dil grew up mocked and teased because of his weirdness and retardation; leading to the cause of Angleica’s drug use because of the vast amount of guilt she had growing up.

    Suzie was Angelica’s only friend who was interested in Angelica’s creations. After the death of Angelica caused by drug overdose, Suzie helped organize a funeral for her friend. As a result of Angelica’s drug addiction, she became a social outcast which caused for a break in reality and fantasy. Days before her death, Angelica spent most of her time at the back of the school cafeteria, imagining herself surrounded by friends and entertained herself with the lives of her creations. Suzie then grew up to become a psychologist and teamed up with Nickelodeon to make “The Rugrats”. 


    • 2 years ago

i’m not a gangsta rap superstart… smh i’m a poet, activist, actor, artist.

oh ellen
when will you come out of that closet


    i’m not a gangsta rap superstart… smh i’m a poet, activist, actor, artist.


    oh ellen

    when will you come out of that closet

    • 2 years ago
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    Buying textbooks for contract law.

    Me: What's the returns policy on these?
    Bookshop lady: You can't return the revision booklets.
    Me: Oh, really?
    Bookshop lady: Yeah, because around exam time, students tend to use them for exams and just return them afterwards.
    Bookshop lady:
    Bookshop lady:
    Bookshop lady:
    Bookshop lady:
    Me: Okay thank you have a nice day
    • 2 years ago

    You saw a shirt for $97. You didn’t have the cash, so you borrowed $50 from your mum and $50 from your dad = $100. You bought the shirt, and had $3 change. You gave your dad $1 and your mum $1 and kept the other $1 for yourself. Now you owe your mum $49 and your dad $49. 49+49 = 98 + your $1 = 99. Where is the missing $1?

    Basically once you took the money, you owe each parent $50.

    You give $1 back to each of them, so now you owe them only $49 each and you have $1 left.

    You should split this evenly between both parents (=50c) so now you only owe them each $48.50.

    $48.50 + $48.50 = $97. That’s all you owe them, because that’s the cost of the shirt. The “missing dollar” (i.e. the one we just split into 2 x 50c and gave back) is what we are keeping.

    If you didn’t pay them back anything, you’d owe a total of $100 still.

    If you kept said dollar and only gave them back each $49, you’d only owe $98, correct.


    • 2 years ago
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    The photo collage on my uni room wall. (Taken with instagram)

    • 2 years ago
    • 2 years ago

    I absolutely adore Mira Sorvino’s look in Romy & Michelle’s High School Reunion. 

    • 2 years ago

    Here’s me, all messy-haired and bright-eyed. This is actually the only good photo I’ve had taken of me for weeks. Taken with my Canon 7D and new Sigma 10-20mm f4-5.6.

    • 2 years ago

    Who wants to be my surrogate?

    I need to post something anonymously but don’t want it to be traced back to me.

    If you want to help by posting it on your blog instead, I’ll send it to the first person who replies to this post.

    In fact, I’ll send it to whoever replies. Might be something cute for your followers to read.

    NB: It’s kinda long. But you’ll like it. It’s from the heart.

    • 2 years ago

    Entertain me.? pleeeeease lovelies!

    1. had sex?
    Yes, and it's better than I ever imagined it to be.
    2. bought condoms?
    Yes. Can't for the life of me see the big deal! I for one am proud! : P
    3. gotten pregnant?
    4. failed a class?
    No. Besides, UK has a different system. You can't strictly fail "classes" just exams.
    5. kissed a boy?
    Yes, three.
    6. kissed a girl?
    7. used a little paper bag for lunch?
    8. had a job?
    Yes, since three years ago I teach music privately to little kids and older students.
    9. slipped on ice?
    Too many times.
    10. missed the school bus?
    Never took one.
    11. left the house without my wallet?
    Too many times.
    12. bullied someone on the internet?
    Inadvertently, once or twice.
    13. sexted?
    Never. Perhaps the equivalent of "heavy petting" but nothing more than that.
    14. had sex in public?
    Not yet...
    15. played on a sports team?
    Yes. Basketball, swimming.
    16. smoked weed?
    Not yet.
    17. smoked cigarettes?
    Twice, once regular and once herbal (nicotine-free). Both served as a lifetime deterrent.
    18. smoked a cigar?
    19. drank alcohol? .
    Of course. I don't drink to get drunk, though, just for taste. So at the moment I only drink ciders, Southern Comfort mixes and various tropical concoctions. I like fruit. And white wine.
    20. watched “The Breakfast Club”?
    21. been overweight?
    22. been underweight?
    At the beginning of university I lost a decent couple of stones due to various circumstances. That's the worst I've been.
    23. had an eating disorder?
    24. been to a wedding?
    25. made fun of someone for being fat?
    Only close friends who I was sure would take it as a joke (which it was).
    26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
    27. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
    28. been late for work?
    Yes. (Funny story, one parent brought their kid to a lesson 30 minutes early and rang to ask why I wasn't there.)
    29. been late for school?
    Not enough. ;)
    30. kissed in the rain?
    Not yet!
    31. showered with someone else?
    Yes. Overrated. You can either kiss or breath, not both at the same time. And so far I've only been able to do it in a very tiny shower.
    32. failed my drivers test?
    No. Passed first time, 2 minors.
    33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes?
    34. been outside my home country?
    Yes. Wales, France, Switzerland, Israel, USA, Holland.
    35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
    Once for 16 hours. UK - Paris.
    36. had lice?
    Oh boy, thanks for reminding me.
    37. gotten my heart broken?
    Never. I've broken more hearts than I care to admit but thankfully it never has and never will happen to me.
    38. had a credit card?
    39. been to a professional sports game?
    Does the Harlem Globetrotters v Washington Generals count? Didn't think so.
    40. broken a bone?
    41. been unhappy about my weight?
    Too many times. Even once would be too much.
    42. won a trophy?
    Gymnastics and Irish dancing days.
    43. cut myself?
    Tried once, said "what the hell am I doing?" and never since.
    44. had an STD?
    No, thank God.
    45. got engaged?
    Not yet.
    46. been on a diet?
    47. tried out to be on a tv show?
    48. rode in a taxi?
    49. been to prom?
    50. played a drinking game?
    Yes, but I didn't drink. I'm that much of a loser.
    51. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
    52. been to a concert?
    53. had a three-some?
    No, and never will.
    54. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
    I thought I did, but I was a very confused and very heterosexual teenager.
    55. been in a car accident?
    Not strictly. I've been in a few minor collisions.
    56. had braces?
    Yes. Actually miss them.
    57. learned another language?
    I've spoken fluent Hebrew since I was young and am quite good at French.
    58. killed an animal?
    59. been at a yard sale?
    Yes. Good times.
    60. been to a japanese steakhouse?
    61. wore make up?
    Yes, but I don't wear much. Eyeliner is the bare minimum, then mascara, and if I feel especially discoloured, powder foundation. Never, ever more.
    62. talked to someone via webcam?
    63. lost my virginity before I was 16?
    64. had my wisdom teeth taken out?
    Haven't got those.
    65. kissed someone a different race than myself?
    I'm half British and half Israeli, so technically kissing three all-British boys counts.
    66. snuck out of the house?
    67. bought porn?
    Who needs to spend money on it these days...
    68. had a virus on my computer?
    69. had oral sex?
    Given, yes. Better than I expected. Received, yes. Not as good as I expected.
    70. dyed my hair?
    Yes. When I was 15 I got tacky blonde streaks and two blue ones. Now I keep one half of my fringe & side fringe dyed red (which, due to the dye's composition, inevitably fades to copper, which is the colour I actually want).
    71. gone skinny dipping?
    Not yet.
    72. graduated from college?
    The equivalent: British University. Not yet.
    73. wore someone else’s clothes?
    Yes. Currently wearing my boyfriend's boxers for the first time because I've got few clean clothes left.
    74. voted in a presidential election?
    Not in the right country.
    75. rode in an ambulance?
    76. rode in a helicopter?
    77. caught the stove on fire?
    78. got in a verbal fight?
    Many, many times with parents.
    79. met someone famous?
    A couple odd little celebrities here and there but my favourite was Richard Dreyfus when I was 8. At the time I didn't know who he was.
    80. been on vacation?
    Many, many times.
    82. been on a boat?
    81. been on an airplane?
    Many times. And I have a private pilot license, so single-engine planes yes.
    83. broken something expensive?
    84. had surgery?
    85. kissed someone before I was 14?
    When I was about 5 I was dared to kiss a new kid in my class. It was wet.
    86. beat a video game?
    Never yet. But to train me for the Xbox my boyfriend bought me the first Assassin's Creed and it will be the first one I've ever completed.
    87. found something valuable on the ground?
    Don't remember.
    88. made a survey?
    89. stalked someone on a social network?
    Many times.
    90. prank called someone?
    I am the queen of prank calling. I did it once or twice and never could bring myself to do it again, for the following reason: I managed to genuinely convince a friend of a friend who didn't know me that I'd just stabbed an abusive boyfriend to death and was alone with his body, panicking.
    92. spent over $100 shopping in one day?
    Of course.
    91. been to a library outside of school?
    Of course.
    93. cut my hair and hated it?
    I cut my own fringe so that's inevitable.
    94. peed outside?
    Many times.
    95. went fishing?
    Never. I'm a vegetarian for moral reasons so I would never ordinarily kill a living thing.
    96. helped with charity?
    Yes. I used to volunteer teaching a violin class for special needs kids in a charity called Team Oasis.
    97. taken a pregnancy test?
    98. been rejected by a crush?
    Not applicable.
    99. been suspended from school?
    100.broken a mirror?
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    • 2 years ago

    To new beginnings…

    Just got a new phone: android. Thrilled at my newly purchased Vignettes app. Now I know where all the lomo tumblr photos come from. This is a good week.

    • 2 years ago
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